Holiday Homework

I am absolutely thrilled about taking a really long holiday at home very soon! Home, here I come!! 6 years away seems to have drained me of lots of essential things sooner than I like! Here's the grand list of things-to-do to bounce back!

Note to my friends: Anybody got a bicycle that I can borrow?

1. Feed Janis loads and loads of fish and meat so she can outbark the neighbour's dogs whenever they bark at me.

2. Stick lots and lots of colourful charts and decorations on the ceiling so I can imagine I'm in heaven when I open my eyes in the morning.

3. See Rodney Yee every morning for two hours.

4. Categorize and give fun names to the different books in the little library because the words Fiction,humor,horror etc don't cover my feelings for them anymore....

5. Drink lots and lots of lime,water and honey and hope that it drains the toxins of both the body and the spirit! My last coffee shall be in Bangalore.

6. Take slow walks with Janis. Give her lots of time to sniff at whatever's caught her fancy on the road while I take lots of time to sniff at the amazing fresh air and flowers.

7.Maybe bring Pandorasstead back from the dead.

8. Water plants while sparing exactly twenty minutes thinking about lessons learnt and not yet learnt at work.

9. Water plants while spending exactly two minutes thinking of every failed relationship and giving it all a water burial.

10. Trick some unsuspecting, old friend into taking me to Civic Center so I can do number 11 below.

11.Distribute flyers anonymously in Civic center among the guys to spread awareness that skin tight, transparent/netted shirts are NOT for everybody! My public service! Oh and you don't look macho in your black goggles from raipur market when you try to scare me by speeding and whirling your little metal tinkerbike at me when I'm crossing the road.

12. Actually try and work on Dad's idea of making compost at home.

Now we've made a lovely, hourglass figure of 12! Think all this looks ambitious enough for now!

Cheers!!!