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Feb 11, 2010

Blast from the Past!!!

Ram Shyam Shyam Ram
Chadhe ped par khaane aam
Daali tooti gire dhadam!
Bistar par karte aaram!

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Bees kachori puri tees
dahi vade khaaye ektees
teen pav rabdi khayi
kheer katori bhar aayi
itna sab kuch kha karke
Lala bole jhalla karke
papad nahi khilaya hai
bhooka mujhe uthaaya hai!

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Phool pattiyon ka sundar ghar
ghar ke upar jhanda!
Uske aage Sohan Mohan khele gilli-danda!

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Update : I remembered these hilarious poems from my school textbooks. I think they are gems. This is some of the stuff I want to document seeing that I'm going to need a few laughs so much in the days to come.

7 comments:

  1. Ram Sham my fav from the lot. :)

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  2. Ram Shyam Shyam Ram
    Chadhe ped par khaane aam
    Daali tooti gire dhadam!
    Bistar par karte aaram!

    Now for the Trendy Version-

    Nick Dick Dick Nick
    Went onto a picnic
    But they fell into nature's trick
    They got ill, they got sick

    Moral - Always be "hygienic"
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    Bees kachori puri tees
    dahi vade khaaye ektees
    teen pav rabdi khayi
    kheer katori bhar aayi
    itna sab kuch kha karke
    Lala bole jhalla karke
    papad nahi khilaya hai
    bhooka mujhe uthaaya hai!


    Now for the Trendy Version-

    Hefty Humpty went to Mac D
    For "Double Cheeseburger","Big'N'Tasty"
    "Angus Deluxe" and "Ranch Snack Wrap"
    Stuffed his tummy without a gap
    But where are the free french fries-
    What a CRAP!!

    Moral - Always look out for your free stuff
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    Phool pattiyon ka sundar ghar
    ghar ke upar jhanda!
    Uske aage Sohan Mohan khele gilli-danda!

    Now for the Trendy Hindi Version-
    (Trendy once read you love gardening, you're gonna love this for sure!!)

    Phool pattiyon ka ek sundar ghar
    Uske saamne ek behati nehar
    Bageeche mein gulab,mogra aur genda phool
    Aur ek din..
    ......
    .........
    ............
    .............
    ..............
    Ek BAKRI bageche main aa gayi,
    Saare phool aur pattiyan kha gayi (So Sad!!)
    Bacha to sirf ek danda,
    uspe ek ganda jhanda.

    Moral - Always do fencing around your Garden!

    MEGA MORAL - Never..Ever..Read or Write poems like these,or else...........
    There will always be competition.

    -Trendy

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  3. Who is this with so much faltu time?

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  4. Muje hindi sirf thoda aatha hain (Hope the grammar aint wrong)
    what's the blog post about ? I only understood Trendy's nursery rhymes

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  5. @Janis

    Q : "Who is this with so much faltu time?"
    Ans : E.T. :)

    Q : The person who started it all.
    Ans : E.T.

    Q : The person who finished it off.
    Ans : Trendy ;)

    Q : The person who is in between.
    Ans : Janis.....LOL :P

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  6. hey. do you remember more poems from this book. i have been looking to recollect these ones. i remember a few though

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  7. Aaloo,bhindi ,kakdi.baingan
    bhari hui hai station waigan
    isko hari dikhado jhandi
    pahunche sidhi sabji mandi.

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