Ram Shyam Shyam Ram
Chadhe ped par khaane aam
Daali tooti gire dhadam!
Bistar par karte aaram!
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Bees kachori puri tees
dahi vade khaaye ektees
teen pav rabdi khayi
kheer katori bhar aayi
itna sab kuch kha karke
Lala bole jhalla karke
papad nahi khilaya hai
bhooka mujhe uthaaya hai!
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Phool pattiyon ka sundar ghar
ghar ke upar jhanda!
Uske aage Sohan Mohan khele gilli-danda!
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Update : I remembered these hilarious poems from my school textbooks. I think they are gems. This is some of the stuff I want to document seeing that I'm going to need a few laughs so much in the days to come.
Ram Sham my fav from the lot. :)
ReplyDeleteRam Shyam Shyam Ram
ReplyDeleteChadhe ped par khaane aam
Daali tooti gire dhadam!
Bistar par karte aaram!
Now for the Trendy Version-
Nick Dick Dick Nick
Went onto a picnic
But they fell into nature's trick
They got ill, they got sick
Moral - Always be "hygienic"
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Bees kachori puri tees
dahi vade khaaye ektees
teen pav rabdi khayi
kheer katori bhar aayi
itna sab kuch kha karke
Lala bole jhalla karke
papad nahi khilaya hai
bhooka mujhe uthaaya hai!
Now for the Trendy Version-
Hefty Humpty went to Mac D
For "Double Cheeseburger","Big'N'Tasty"
"Angus Deluxe" and "Ranch Snack Wrap"
Stuffed his tummy without a gap
But where are the free french fries-
What a CRAP!!
Moral - Always look out for your free stuff
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Phool pattiyon ka sundar ghar
ghar ke upar jhanda!
Uske aage Sohan Mohan khele gilli-danda!
Now for the Trendy Hindi Version-
(Trendy once read you love gardening, you're gonna love this for sure!!)
Phool pattiyon ka ek sundar ghar
Uske saamne ek behati nehar
Bageeche mein gulab,mogra aur genda phool
Aur ek din..
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Ek BAKRI bageche main aa gayi,
Saare phool aur pattiyan kha gayi (So Sad!!)
Bacha to sirf ek danda,
uspe ek ganda jhanda.
Moral - Always do fencing around your Garden!
MEGA MORAL - Never..Ever..Read or Write poems like these,or else...........
There will always be competition.
-Trendy
Who is this with so much faltu time?
ReplyDeleteMuje hindi sirf thoda aatha hain (Hope the grammar aint wrong)
ReplyDeletewhat's the blog post about ? I only understood Trendy's nursery rhymes
@Janis
ReplyDeleteQ : "Who is this with so much faltu time?"
Ans : E.T. :)
Q : The person who started it all.
Ans : E.T.
Q : The person who finished it off.
Ans : Trendy ;)
Q : The person who is in between.
Ans : Janis.....LOL :P
hey. do you remember more poems from this book. i have been looking to recollect these ones. i remember a few though
ReplyDeleteAaloo,bhindi ,kakdi.baingan
ReplyDeletebhari hui hai station waigan
isko hari dikhado jhandi
pahunche sidhi sabji mandi.